Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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