And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
