This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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