batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
