just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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