do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
he fucked my hip out of place.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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