the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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