i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
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just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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