let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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