Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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