Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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