Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
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So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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