After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
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On my way to the DMV to get arrested
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.