And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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