Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
MIDGETS
????
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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