You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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