So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
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Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
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Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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