Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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