I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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