VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Randomize
