I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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