just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Randomize
