I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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