rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
My vagina is very pro this idea
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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