Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
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Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
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I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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