Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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