i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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