Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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