i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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