umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
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dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
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Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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