there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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