are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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