I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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