We won't sleep together?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
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I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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