dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
where are my eyebrows?
Randomize
