whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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