I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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