Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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