She said her name was "party"
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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