True but thats because hes a fetus.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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