Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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