once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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