Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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