I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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