Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
never play flip cup with pint glasses
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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