North Korea, Best Korea!
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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