hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
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I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
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I AM VODKA MAN
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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