I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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