If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
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I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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