He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
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I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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