i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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