So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
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I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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