And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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