Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
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I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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