The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
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The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
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You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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