I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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