Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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